coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
(via diaryofasloth)
i have two moods:
- touch me
- don’t touch me
(Source: cheerupsmelly, via ahoyitscourtney)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via ahoyitscourtney)
